Yeah, I know what your thinking. "I wish I was buff like this stud." I tell you what.. it takes a lot of dedication, weight lifting, and ice cream eating to look like this. Some say my beauty is natural, but I beg the differ.
It took years for me to achieve this feathered hair-do. My lifetime has been spent chasing such a chiseled bod. I know you just wish you had tickets to the same gun show as me!
With motivation and dedication you can have the same. All because of my rockin' bow flex and 20 minutes a week, I have the all-American physique.
Just think, with 3 easy payments of $89.95, you can almost look like me. Make it 4 at $99.99, and I will send you my jock strap from boot camp!
Not convinced yet? Just send me $600, and you can have a free clump of chest hair. But since I am still going through puberty, there will only be 9 hairs in that clump.
Have a nice day......
I am so embarrassed for you!!!!
ReplyDeleteLuv ya
Kelly
dude
ReplyDeleteYou are so weird...this made me laugh out loud
ReplyDeleteIt's true you are weird. We love you anyway.
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